So…it’s just a mosquito infested swamp?

It turns out the fabled Yucatán Peninsula is mostly just a mosquito infested swamp.

All the photos you see of turquoise ocean, dramatic ruins, pristine shoreline, delightful towns—that is a small percentage of this peninsula. The rest is a flat, scrubby swampy, dusty, humid, suffocating mix of dull landscapes, never-ending straight stretches of highway and howling winds. It can also be rather expensive.

In stark contrast to the vast mountain ranges of inland Mexico which we had been exploring for the past few months, the Yucatán Peninsula is flat as a pancake.

Another thing that changed when we left the Altiplano was that paid camping suddenly cost twice as much. Despite the increased cost it seemed that camping was less likely to include wi-fi or hot showers. Most camping options did come with the added bonus of an abundance of hungry mosquitoes.

Not to worry, perhaps we can camp for free on the beaches…

When we found a gap in the coastal mansions, we also found howling winds—whipping the sand into angry airborne projectiles and sprinkling everything we owned in a fine salty mist—not ideal for trying to get some work done on a laptop. Going for a swim to escape the heat and mosquitoes wasn’t the tranquil proposition we had imagined—stirred up, muddied ocean waves crashed onto the shore as the powerful wind blew sand into our eyes. We had also been deterred by the scenic view of all the oil rigs along the Gulf Coast as we drove south. We hoped things improved on the Caribbean coast.

We were on a deadline, we had flights booked to Cuba from Cancun airport.

When we arranged the flight, we thought we’d given ourselves plenty of time to finish exploring the area around Mexico City, drive slowly down the Gulf Coast and muck around in the Yucatán en route to Cancun.

We were of course, completely wrong.

We hadn’t quite finished with the mountains, but the days were short and the distances were surprisingly long.

Long driving days and insufficient time to enjoy the scenery are generally not a recipe for an enjoyable road trip in our books.

Our descent from the alpine plateau to sea level was probably a spectacular drive. We couldn’t see, there was a lot of mist:

But we imagined that is what happens all the time when humid, coastal air meets the mountains. Bring on the warm weather.

No warm weather was brung.

Our drive down the Gulf Coast and into the Yucatán Peninsula was greeted with overcast skies, rain and cooler weather than we had been experiencing in Teotihuacan at 2,300m above sea level. Thankfully, still significantly warmer than the nights were at 3,400m.

Still, not quite as advertised.

To start with, despite the cooler weather it was still a pleasant change being back on the coast. The air was thicker, the nights were punctuated with the chatter of thousands of bugs. We saw our first fireflies. Everything just felt different down here, the plants were different, the landscape was different, we could sense the nearby ocean even when we couldn’t see it.

We just didn’t have time to soak it all in. We didn’t stop for any sightseeing. We would search for somewhere to camp, then move on the next day.

The landscape became less interesting as we made our way to the Yucatán Peninsula. Some of the views through the windscreen weren’t too shabby though, there were some dramatic stretches of coastal highway.

As we progressed south we were greeted with warmer weather—finally!

Also howling wind. Although, if we got out of the wind, there were mosquitoes waiting for us, so we opted to alternate between wind and mosquitos, until we were sick of both.

As we got further into the Yucatán peninsula, every second sign seemed to be for some sort of Mayan ruin. With little time before our flight we ignored these signs and just drove, wanting to be closer to Cancun before we started sightseeing.

So we drove.

And drove.

Once we left the coast, the roads were straight and uninteresting, surrounded on all sides by scrubby dense foliage with nothing to look at but more road and more foliage.

We drove down the straight, boring foliage-lined highway. We couldn’t ignore all the signs for ruins, caves and adventure which were pointing down equally straight, boring foliage-lined side roads.

“How about this Uxmal one, shall we make a detour to see that?”

“Yep, that’ll do.”

It turned out that was a good choice, reading about it after the fact, some say Uxmal is the most interesting Mayan ruin to visit in the Yucatán peninsula.

Despite arriving in the heat of the day, already sick of the warm weather (I know, no pleasing us, right?) sick of humidity, mosquitoes, rain, camping, sand, driving, swamps, no showers, everything costing more than we expected and long straight roads, we had to admit. Uxmal was amazing. Impressive. Spectacular.

The downside about visiting Uxmal was the cost to get in, to get two people through the front gate it cost pretty close to a full day’s budget.

Ok, it had been worth it.

This was the other issue we were having in the Yucatán, the cost of living. Our budget was now stretched pretty thin. Instead of spending two months in Mexico, we had already spent 4 1/2 with plans to return for a few more. Also there was Cuba, by all accounts a pretty spendy destination. It was looking more and more like we were going to need a lot of extra time on the road and consequently a way to fund this.

We discussed how we could make some money as we travelled. The fact was, we weren’t making much at this stage. The bit of work we were doing was a challenge to complete when there wasn’t anywhere to escape the elements.

The hot sun warmed the tent to a few degrees above stifling shortly after dawn—besides, hunched up in a rooftop tent wasn’t an ideal spot to work.

After a day of driving, the front seats of the car were the last place we wanted to sit. Also, having a table is nice.

Our previous approach of working outside on our fold out table wasn’t really cutting the mustard in humid, salty, mosquito-filled air. Imagining our computers slowly filling with salt, water, sand and dead bugs, we carried on with this approach for a bit, but were constantly worried that we’d have to work ‘new computers’ into the budget long before the trip was done.

We were in a bit of a pickle.

Since just driving around and being miserable until our savings account was finally empty, then flying home defeated, didn’t sound like an ideal way to spend the next six–ten months on the road. We made the call to splash out on a hotel in Mérida. Mérida wasn’t cheap, we checked out a few hotels, found one that was only about one and a half day’s budget and still had secure parking. We holed up for a couple of days.

Air-con. Showers. Mosquito-free. Unlimited electrical supply. We finally made some progress on one of our projects—a portfolio to show off our work and hopefully pick up some design jobs: Roofdog Media

We still weren’t exactly making any more money on the road, but we felt like we had at least put some effort in.

From there, we decided we would just take a few days to relax before heading to Cuba. The Yucatán hadn’t been the magical place we had seen in the brochures, but we imagined that if the weather was calmer and we weren’t driving past all the interesting things, we might just enjoy it a bit more.

We had heard that there was a very pleasant campground with all the amenities in the small town of Izamal. Much like driving to Uxmal, we had no idea what we were in for. We had selected the location purely based on the fact that the campsite was supposed to be both comfortable and reasonably priced.

Much like Uxmal, we were both pleasantly amazed and surprised when we rolled into town.

Izamal, it turns out is best known for the fact that it is entirely painted yellow.

A cute colonial town painted entirely yellow?

With some mayan ruins?

And an historic church?

And we get to camp in a peaceful field on the outskirts of town? (NB: this campground came compete with a selection of several dogs. This may have been a selling point.)

We’re in.

The Yucatán Peninsula. It is just a mosquito infested swamp—with a few gems.

It was time to hop on a plane and visit one of our most anticipated destinations of this trip—Cuba.

But we would be back to the Yucatán to give it a second chance after a relaxing break from our trip.

That was the plan anyway.